OkCupid :: I'm Converting Everyone

Slowly but surely I am making all my friends join the site.
This is Nassim. I swear we get along better than this. If you are looking to date her, you can find her at Bobst. That is where I have run into her 3 days this week. She's a study-er. But also a lady, so you best be payin' for her fancy sushi dinner. Ya heard?
This is Hillary. She hasn't answered any questions yet, otherwise our compatibility ratings would probably be fabulous. If you are looking to date her you should probably adopt 1940's movie star good looks and/or become some sort of sailor man. She can be found drinking 4Lokos at your local skate park in a mini skirt, bikini top, and combat boots. Just kidding. That was one time. But I wouldn't put it past her again..
This is Helga G. Petaki. She wants to fall in love, too. She is not yet on OkCupid, but I have hope that I can convert her soon.
That is all.