This is a conversation that went down between my friend Josey and Elliot. I like to think of Josey as half badass from Boston that does a lot of graffiti and half super strict Irish-Catholic (even though he isn't religious). Elliot is more of a free-spirited badass artist type from Brooklyn. I have to stop them both a lot when they talk because they use a bunch of slang words I don't understand.. although that is also part of the fun. Regardless, this is how the conversation went...
Josey: "Wait, you mean you didn't wear a collared shirt to court?!"
Elliot: "Nah, man. I wore a shirt that said, 'Are you a dutch master killa?'"
Josey: "Are you kidding me?! How are you not in jail right now?"
Elliot: "..." "I shoulda worn a Snuggie."